My name is a thing, stuff happens
Aug 2014
hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

roachpatrol:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

those ass bandits will do anything to get wood

Aug 2014

primadollly:

seeing people in ouija board sweaters

image

Aug 2014
Aug 2014

sueslayer:

[sighs for 1000 years]

Fortunately, I haven’t seen any of this, but on the chance that there ARE people not in the know spreading this shit, I’m gonna include some information:

Anthony Burch is not a rapist/murderer. He’s a video game writer best known for his writing on Borderlands 2. He is also bisexual and a feminist and this enrages some idiot neckbeards to the point where they pull shit like this. If you see any posts spreading this misinformation, please ignore them and maybe send a polite ask to people who may be fooled by it if you can.

Thanks.

sharing this just in case anyone on my dash has seen the misinformation mentioned above. Anthony Burch speaks out about unfairness towards minorities and women in the gaming community and things like this happen.

Aug 2014

100% true horoscope facts

ashkinator:

aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

Aug 2014
Aug 2014

remington-zero:

this was actually supposed to be an art nouveau thing

I can always add lines afterwards I suppose though Dany’s hair would be a pain in the ass

Aug 2014

oniongentleman:

kahtiihma:

bless-the-child:

scaredpotter:

Oh, know the perils, read the signs,
the warning history shows,
for our Hogwarts is in danger
from external, deadly foes

And we must unite inside her
or we’ll crumble from within
I have told you, I have warned you…
let the Sorting now begin.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset <3 look how great is is that the houses are interacting and not everything is so black-and-white-and-we-all-hate-slytherin. I love it. 

INTER-HOUSE FRIENDSHIPS
SLYTHERINS HOLDING HANDS WITH GRYFFINDORS
HUFFLEPUFFS DANCING WITH SLYTHERINS
RAVENCLAWS DRINKING AND STUDYING WITH GRYFFINDORS AND HUFFPUFFS
AHHHH

How much do you want to bet that the Gryffindors and Slytherin just get together to complain about how hard the homework is.

Aug 2014

If you could be a root vegetable, which one would you be and why? (x)

Aug 2014

make me choose:
↳ breathxme asked: noomi rapace or and rooney mara as lisbeth salander?

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Aug 2014
Anonymous:
*BOOPS YOUR NOSE* You’ve been booped. Pass this along to as many blogs as you want as a way of letting them know that you’re thinking about them and that you hope things are going well for them and if things aren’t that they have someone cheering them on and sending them happy thoughts. Let’s try to keep this going and spread some positivity during these rough times!

:D thanks so much!

Aug 2014

If someone were to die at the age of 63 after a lifelong battle with MS or Sickle Cell, we’d all say they were a “fighter” or an “inspiration.” But when someone dies after a lifelong battle with severe mental illness and drug addiction, we say it was a tragedy and tell everyone “don’t be like him, please seek help.” That’s bullshit. Robin Williams sought help his entire life. He saw a psychiatrist. He quit drinking. He went to rehab. He did this for decades. That’s HOW he made it to 63. For some people, 63 is a fucking miracle. I know several people who didn’t make it past 23 and I’d do anything to have 40 more years with them.-

anonymous reader on The Dish

One of the more helpful and insightful things I’ve seen about depression/suicide in the last couple of days.

(via mysweetetc)

Aug 2014
Aug 2014

transposedsouls:

Missouri Highway Patrol Captain Ron Johnson is marching with protestors in Fergoson, MO.

After being given control of Ferguson from the Missouri Governor, Johnson has ordered all police to remove their masks and cease their violent tactics. He is protecting the citizens’ right to peaceful protest, and is actively engaging in dialogue with protesting residents.

Aug 2014

carlie1197:

CAPTAIN JOHNSON NOW IN CHARGE OF FERGUSON SITUATION

"I’m going to march with you. There won’t be a police line."

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