American History textbooks more like
Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites
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tumblr title: NOPE
height: 5 feet 6 inches
favorite number: 5
favorite color: lavender, love me some purple tones
sexuality: bi-romantic asexual
time zone: uh like -5 EST i think or something
the average number of hours of sleep i get at night: no clue, i just sleep when i do and wake up at 8:30am, usually.
the last thing i googled was: norman reedus in drag
my most used phrase(s): every curse word and “ding dang it”.
if i can run a marathon or marathon netflix i choose: both at the same time
the first word that comes to mind: monster
if i can have pancakes or waffles, i’m picking: pancakes ugh yes
favorite fruit: apples holy shit apples i wrote an essay about apples once in an ap english class and the teacher gave me an A and told me i sounded like a zany professor (i think that’s a compliment)
buffalo or bbq: water buffalo (but really, buffalo)
my pizza toppings are: mushrooms, onions, green pepper, and beef. (sometimes anchovies)
favorite video game: at the moment, Persona 3 FES
most hated tv show: shit uuuh… anything with tim allen on it.
a tv show you miss: PUSHING DAISIES UGH DON’T LOOK AT ME
if i was a pokemon, i would be: probably slowbro (idk dude)
the last thing i said to a family member: you fixed it!
one place that makes me happy, and why: outside, in the sun, surrounded by greenery/dying leaves. basically just outside in the autumn because yes.
my patronus is: i dunno because POTTERMORE ISN’T AT THAT PART YET AGH.
the number of blankets i sleep under: right now i use three.
favorite beverage(s): flavored coffee, ciders, lemonades.
favorite webcomic: rgiht now i only really read starfighter.
favorite comic: uh shit, well i really dig the black widow comic, and i liked katana but that title was cancelled.
favorite manga: Sanctuary is forever my favorite manga
favorite anime: i’m lame and haven’t really watched any newer titles besides attack on titan, but my top two favorite are Trigun and Cowboy Bebop
favorite cartoon: i haven’t wacthed very many… pokemon?
the toilet paper roll should go: over
peeing in the shower is: saving water.
two celebrity crushes: just look at my tumblr… lee pace and kristen stewart.
two fictional crushes: helena and mako mori.
a tv show more people should watch: orphan black & halt and catch fire.
the last movie i watched in a cinema: porbably Guardians of the Galaxy (but i’m going to see Spice World in a theater on Thursday UNG FUCK YEAH)
a piece of advice to all of my followers: be chill, fuckers.
favorite band(s): Dir en grey, NEWS, Sigur Ros, Rammstein
a band i would wipe from the face of the earth: shit i dunno. does bieber count?
you all have to listen to this song: NO THIS IS HARD right now i really like Traveling Like the Light by VV Brown but also L’appuntomento by Ornella Vanoni, or Devil In Me by Gin Wingmore or Isjaki by Sigur Ros UGH AGH
a song that speaks to me: the ones with lyrics
something you love but are constantly disappointed by: marvel movies
preferred nosepicking finger: my foot
my most desired bobble head: me
and uh i tag uh… whoever wants to?
TOAD! <3 Also is he blinking or missing an eye?
he’s only got one eye. our swimming pool has been nothing but a giant sand pit where we put the broken down remains of a tree that fell in our driveway a few years ago, and so a bunch of toads and bugs have taken up that area as home for a while. i assume that inbreeding and a lack of real predators in there is what lead to a bunch of them having various birth defects- i’ve found some that don’t have fully formed legs/toes. Leap is the only one i found with one eye, plus he’s a tiny guy and didn’t really seem to understand the whole “run away and be free” bit when i got him out of the pit, so i kept him and he’s great and his full name is Leap Ace.